PAINLESS 
- Vocals - Decks - Circus Tricks -

The notorious Nick Painless is the only other creature known to have crashed on planet Earth with Mr. Strange back in 1984. Because of this fact, it is safe to assume that Painless is not "of this world"

Definitely not one to hide his freak-loving nature, Painless can often be seen out and about in full face-paint whilst carrying at sharpened hatchet. It is believed that both Painless and Strange have been sent on a special mission from their home-planet (name and location unknown) to conquer planet Earth! The formation of The Shanklin Freak Show cult is thought to be the first phase of their attack.

On a related note: Nick Painless' love of a good party and some shit-hot music has led to him holding bizarre, outlandish gatherings for anyone hardcore enough to withstand his crude language and massive soundsystem. Unnatural things have also been reported to take place...

Nick Painless still holds these events on a regular basis, they are known as 'PAINLESS PARTIES'